Usar "toupee" en una oración

1. He’s in his mid 50’s, about 60 pounds overweight, wears a toupee that probably makes squirrels horny, and he had the worst looking facelift in history

2. “Really?” I said, “Cause you need a toupee

3. contribute to his appearance eventually catching up with his age, which would then force him to resort to either total baldness or a toupee

4. Breaking off from the rest of the plane, the forward section spinned wildly around like a toupee before crashing against another tree and coming to a stop while lying on its right side

5. BEST: (Smiling, lifts the hat and displays a shaven poll from the crown of which bristles a pigtail toupee tied with an orange topknot) I was just beautifying him, don't you know