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He kicked me up the bum with his huge boot and it felt like my arse was breaking
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a parasite on the arse of an Arabian stallion, and yet, like that flea, this dull object
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told him in no uncertain terms to stop being an arse
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step but he just laughed and told it not to be an arse
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I shuffled backwards on my arse, scrabbling to put distance between myself and the door, which slammed open just as I had imagined it would
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I was, to be frank, a pain in the arse, a wet blanket of the dampest order, and I felt as though there would never be an end to the digging of the shallow grave that held what was left of my worthless life
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She looked down on him, frowned and told him in no uncertain terms to stop being an arse
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His left leg complained with every step but he just laughed and told it not to be an arse
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My God, it’s a pain in the arse
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Private my fucking arse
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"Yeah, and your arse in a vice"
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And somewhere, someplace not far off, I - or my ghost - shall be laughing my damned arse off
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You’ve more faces than town hall clock Arnold Wright and if you say another word I will stick my boot so far up your arse you will be able to give it a spit polish
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Even when we were not unloading we were building the rickety makeshift piers out into the sea for everything had to be transported from the larger ships to the shore in small boats which were a pain in the arse
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“Mind the door doesn’t hit you up the arse on the way out
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“You will be lucky George Drew the only thing I would salute you with is the farts from my arse
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Like, I watched it happen, sat on my arse and watched it happen
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I saw Lieutenant Jennings off to one side with his hands on his head and his arse stuck up in the air like a bloody ostrich
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One minute you were scrambling around for dear life without time to know whether you were on your arse or your elbow the next minute it was boring beyond belief
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pulled her arse towards him to feel his prick bump into the top of her
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vagina and his heavy balls hit the cheeks of her arse as they slapped
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“Hold my arse,” she moaned
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with the man sliding his prick into her arse
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her arse and cunt at the rear he had found a spot that really turned
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he gently eased his finger into her arse and pressed against the
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her nipples before pushing her arse on to him with both hands that
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she can’t tell whether she is kissing your arse or your bald head
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probably more hair on his arse or even his back than on his head
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that stared at her naked arse
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only problem is you can see the white secretions from your arse
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bit of arse before shoving it up and then along came thongs
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shoulder he slowly and lovingly shoved his finger up Jack’s arse
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I was mortified as I trotted along and the cheeks of my arse were flapping from the farting I was doing because I was shitting myself
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“Has a rat bit your arse or what you never agree and go quietly when I volunteer you for something?” I replied grinning
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“Shut up you lying sack of shit your not even married now get out of here and leave me alone or you will find my boot up your arse
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“Now get your arse out of our trench and don’t let me see you round here again
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Just when it seemed that Rhodesia won the war the SAP COIN Units were withdrawn as part of a doomed political game called "détente" meaning arse crawling to the rest of Africa at the Rhodesians expense! The way the Nationalists treated Rhodesia can only be described as shameful and cowardly
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"PC me arse!" he retorted
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“That little sprinkle last night was a bit of a royal pain in the arse
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Then strokes it, "Oh, I love that silky arse
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When he can tell his arse from his elbow that is
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My ear drums are near bursting, my arse is being grabbed and my eyes are sore from the cigarette smoke
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I always took him for an arse without realizing that he had issues too
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AJ was rubbing his hands, “I was having a great time with that Laura, she’s all tits and arse
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“Here’s to Tits, Arse and the Queens Head!”
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‘Get your arse back here now Henk
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My experiences have taught me that most men in a position of power like to touch rather than just watch my arse for several hours
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‘Come on, get that fine arse of yours into your garments or else I will deliver you naked if I have to
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I"ll have to write and tell him to shave his arse
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„You have a choice, Bob Glaze - out into the wide, wicked world - or lick my arse
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„We"ve been through that! No debts, remember? Anyway, you"ve got it arse about face
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And the only reason I was able to drag myself out of that fucking drain and haul my arse up the hill to the Alcona"s, was the thought that you were in danger
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„Get real! Max was totally up his own arse
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So, this is your last night in the arse hole of the universe?’
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I felt a lot cooler now, but I still sweated loads where I wore my arse shorts
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I took my arse shorts off
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That would make me laugh and I’d run away shouting ‘alloaw’ and slapping my arse
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With the technology at our disposal there’s no limit to our expansion… if Elbert gets his arse into gear
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‗It spoke to me! Your arse spoke to me! I saw the lips move
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Flashing your arse and cods here will only get you a boot up the arse; not what you‘re looking for
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That you had to fuck up the arse otherwise you aren‘t really gay?‘
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‘ Reginald hoisted himself off the bed, went to a shelf where he‘d seen a pump dispenser of skin lotion, massaged a wad onto Sebastian‘s erection, straddled his chest, worked another load of lotion up his arse, then slowly lowered himself, stopping every centimetre, vainly attempting to hide the spasms of pain
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What a pain in the arse
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Patience, what a pain in the arse
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Religious types were a pain in the arse
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She was told in no uncertain terms to get her finger from up her arse and get a grip
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Health and safety costs are ripping the arse out of his profits
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“Don’t be a smart arse!” she yelled at him, “I told you to give them one last visit to do a file hand over, not start world war three with them again! A halfwit could have seen what I wanted you to do, be low profile and friendly
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SUCH AN ARSE OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHSv 4AYLOR RESPONDED
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I think Jane’s covering her arse
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“But I suppose that we had better help him get his head out of that cows arse
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His running consisted of two paces, and instead of soaring up into the clouds like a majestic eagle, ended up on his arse in the sand, with the propeller whirring away and breaking against the sand
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His body stumbled backwards falling arse over tit back into the well, returning him into the oblivion from where he had not so long ago arrived
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“Yep, I felt so hungry that I could’ve eaten the arse off a low flying crow,” replied Spock
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“Okay smart arse, where the fuck have you been?” Jones snarled at him
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"Okay, smart arse,"
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Stick it up your arse and
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It cocked its head curiously, stared at me with big, innocent eyes and promptly licked its arse
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over one of the speakers and fell arse first into the
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"I'm Murphy, and I've had my arse up here along with the
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“Crap! Now who’s playing in the schoolyard? Glandular my arse! It’s a
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He’s been told by Morton to get his arse in here for the SOCO show later on
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Abermôr’s in the arse end of nowhere
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"He 'bout saved your arse, don't ya think?"
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which is ages away but he’s really into being her boyfriend cos he can cop a feel when he likes and she’is nearly convinced but he wants to get her a pretend dog – cos that will make her wear Kylie shorts and put her arse in his face and stuff won’t it?
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Midwinter, my arse
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Sitting on his arse smoking his way through his Dole every week! He’d be better off back on the booze
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“Sorry to have bothered you, seems Gino was talking through his arse
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Actually Lewis was thinking what a drongo Shepherd was, a blind monkey with a hammer up it’s arse could have solved this case, after all it was given to him on a plate, he just had to put the bit’s together, Lewis had reservations about Ted being a master criminal, Lewis, in fact, was beginning to believe Ted might be more dupe than criminal, he was uneasy with the convenient way the evidence was stacked against Ted, for a master criminal he’d stupidly left an inordinately large amount of incriminating evidence lying around, Ted fit the profile of a messenger a lot more than he did a master criminal, Lewis had an uncomfortable feeling Mr Ted Carr was being set up
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But he continued to do his exercises being particularly proud of his arse
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One day, at Sinclair Road, he started what became a long standing discussion on the merits of arse muscles in sport
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Jonah claimed that a rounded arse was best for running
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Kaz had a flat arse but he could out-run Jonah
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During the second round Charles came inside Sharon arse and she won the prize money
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The Americans had the audacity to place in an order for three of them and I told them to stick it up their arse
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At one point Ben toppled a chair and fel on his arse causing another
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Learning from one’s own mistakes is surely one of those aspects of life that some clever arse with stupid ears has made up a ridiculous maxim for, making one wish he were still alive to facilitate the mashing off his face into something hard and unyielding
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We had long since tired of marvelling at the lack of a mugging we had received, and as for following the olde bloody worlde historic, bastard town map, frankly Mark remarked, he wouldn’t wipe his arse on it (although he had come pretty close to it, finding no public toilets in over two and a half hours)
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The weebil shifted his bulky arse to the other cheek, and leant heavily on the arm of the bench from whence he conducted his business
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Having stopped for a snack that could very well have been mechanically-recovered arse, we remounted and rounding the corner saw in the distance a large river blocking our way