Use "unlucky person" em uma frase

1. “No, I’ve married your father, an unlucky person

2. If a man holds a gun to some unfortunate person’s head and tells that person to shine his shoes for him, that unlucky person probably ought not to comment on the fact that the man holding the gun just so happens to be wearing bedroom slippers

3. A happy smile lights up her attractive face and the camera pans to an already-parked car in front of her, as it sinks into a hole in the pavement that magically opens up, then closes again over some unlucky person's disappearing vehicle