Use "boner" in a sentence
boner example sentences
boner
1. You should have just cast your boner in plaster
2. "Mmm, think you could make me a boner after I get out of the bathroom?"
3. "I'm not having sex with you Alan," he said, though the damn boner wouldn't go down
4. He was getting a boner, he was probably going to want sex right here in this hammock
5. His boner bumped on her belly as she got the winds of cloth unwound
6. He caressed her body, something he shouldn't have done because it just made him want her again and a boner wouldn't be polite in this plaza
7. As they got settled onto the couch, I turned away, fearing I would be unable to defend myself if I was discovered with a boner bigger than the hockey stick I was clutching
8. she did say boner
9. “Don’t pull that boner on us!”
10. “It’s Captain Boner to the rescue!” I said with a mighty roar
11. Total boner killer
12. “You’re telling me that anything could kill this boner,” Hayley smiled
13. The laughing chorus of stiffy, fatcock, horn, rod, boner, was silenced by Arthur, the natural leader of the disapproving boys who shouted angrily, ‘Melvin you’re disgusting!’
14. At one hundred miles an hour she was rubbing his crotch gently and he had a boner on
15. A lullaby that doesn't rhyme and causes me to lose my boner
16. Looking at the horizon, feeling the wind in his hair, I have no doubts whatsoever that he was sporting the biggest exploring boner France had ever seen
17. he was quick enough for her not to catch a glimpse of the boner in his pants
18. His boner was back
19. “It's so sexual, that whoever watches it couldn't get past the bot spewing boner
20. “Wow oh wow! Don't you just love Fuckmoney? Half those words gave me a golden boner, the other half a cold metal hate-on
21. “Do you expect me to whip up a boner?” Melvin asked
22. “Look girls, he has a boner, look at his pants!” Rhonda said louder
23. Now I had a boner
24. Once, I saw Angie Dickinson baking in the sun in a bikini that was so revealing I think it was the first time I ever got a boner