Use "hangnail" in a sentence

1. Makes yours look like a hangnail

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2. “He’s a hangnail,” she said, “with perfect timing

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3. I could, but it’d be like rejoicing, “I’ve got AIDS, leprosy and metastasized cancer, but hey, it’s okay, ‘cause some nice, kind person just gave me a band-aid for my hangnail! Praise be to Who/Whatever!” [Okay, I won’t get into the religious side of things, even though all of mankind’s hand-tailored gods only reflect their creators’ own worst attributes

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4. With Lincoln in office, the hangnail has suddenly be-

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5. ” She gnawed at a hangnail,

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