Use "fart" em uma frase

1. One of the men, DAVID WELLS, a crusty old fart about 65, vigorous with

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2. fart - proof that her husband had fallen asleep

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3. Instead I let out a squeaky high-pitched fart that lasted only a second

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4. 'Why on earth would they do that I'm just an old fart dressed in country trews I'm not worth a penny dead but I did have a glorious sleep all the same

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5. on her back, emitting a stinking fart at the same time

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6. A loud fart floated out of the en suite

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7. “Who was that decrepit old fart he looked half dead and surely the army should have put him out to pasture long ago?” I replied

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8. “They talk like they do because like our esteemed commander Haig and the old fart that has just been talking to us they are all cavalry or ex-cavalry Officers

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9. The indebtedness to a fart ends in the anus

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10. Too bad the Boers missed the old fart

11. He seemed to be a sweet old guy in a grumpy old fart sort of way

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12. Silly old fart, but he had a point

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13. “Why would that old fart be involved in this?”

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14. ‘I’ve lost a bit of sensation with my touch, but otherwise I’m free as a fart

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15. Witty started cackling even louder and told me,” Dude, check this out, last week, we made a pact and we both ate beans, sauerkraut, and broccoli in our omlettes for breakfast just so we could fart our asses off and then blame poor Sabinta who sits in between us, it was hilarious,” he said

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16. ” I could tell that Witty really enjoyed his misplaced blame fart game

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17. There’s actually way more, I could go on for hours but I don’t have time to tell you everything, but let’s just say this; my cousins and I had to endure our fair share of fart machines, which I’m sure you can figure out what that was

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18. cross between a trumpet and a fart

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19. fart, thinking that may be OK, but things went wrong and it happened to be the worst

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20. "Goddamn car," Bates said to himself, "paid seven grand green dollars and the frapping horn sounds like a butterfly fart

21. ‘In those days you only had to fart and a sect or cult would spring up

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22. Interestingly, none of us had ever been aware that dogs could fart

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23. And I could swear I SAW the fart and how bad it stunk, even if it didn’t smell at all!

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24. Only one camel could possibly fart that badly

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25. fart that reverberated off the walls

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26. He was nice, but nearly as old as my father! After breakfast the next morning looking as fit as a fart, he asked if I wanted to go to a Turkish Bath

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27. His gift was blowing huge fart balls that were green and slimy

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28. This is worse than the cow fart project

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29. An old fart goes up next

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30. You fart, unleashing the dragon’s breath in your tiny hospital restroom

31. Sam made fart balls that were disgusting, not only did they smell, but when they burst, they left slime all over the place

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32. Sam then used his fart bubbles to catch Michael as he fell

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33. A radio reflection barely picked up, and would not have been if not for your incredible array of instruments so amazingly fine-tuned that you could hear a mouse fart from the other side of a planet

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34. ‘That’s the silly old fart to a T,’ snorted Ralf

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35. He was sick of the greasy old fart expecting him to come running every time he had another inspiration about bloody God and sin

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36. Lucinda bared her fangs and hissed at Dragovich, “Do not listen to the old fart

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37. “That’s why they call me Spock, with ears like mine, I can hear a gnat fart at 200 yards,” he continued, to lighten the mood

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38. Someone told the old fart he was coming and now Bruner tried to turn this

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39. "My dad says that every man loves the smell of his own fart

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40. the ball across the grass so the old fart of a dog could catch it and

41. You ever think about that? For Christ‘s sake, Samson, you don‘t have the foggiest notion why you can suddenly smell a fart in a whirlwind or how long it will last

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42. ―So why can he smell every musty little mouse fart within half a mile? You plan on that?‖

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43. At this point I began to think that I must have had a brain fart, had blacked out, or maybe was hallucinating, because I was pretty sure that I’d lost touch with reality

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44. He knew that catching Joe Billie by surprise in skull hammock would be akin to a popcorn fart sneaking by a bloodhound

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45. He wasn't a dirty old fart chasing after young women, far from it he

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46. He knew the far end of a fart about soldiering but put him on a production line, or behind the counter in a shop…’

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47. Honoi popped out of his hand with a nasty fart sound and a smoky stream that dropped towards to the ground

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48. Any way, about the ship; I crashed her into a reef just out of port, sinking her as swift as a fart in the night

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49. Just then, as though following the conversation and insulted, Pixie released a long, squeaky fart, looked up at Jeff, and stuck his pink tongue out, licking his lips

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50. ‘’Well well well, isn’t this that old bastard of Mullah Hayatullah Khan, the Taliban military commander for the Farah province? And besides him is that old fart of Mullah Sultan, the ex-Taliban governor of the province

51. Remember the fart bomb that was so vulgar in smell

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52. the buncher's fart was almost toxic

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53. The buncher was so terrified he let out a gigantic fart

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54. That fart probably

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55. Selene never once imagined that a man could make her laugh so hard that she would fart and then have to excuse herself to check herself in the john, just to make sure

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56. It was just the sort of thing she would do to rescue the old fart, Max Fortune

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57. It's gotten to where my morning fart is equal parts the crowing of a rooster, a bugle blowing reveille and a starter's pistol

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58. then you push this button and the machine makes a fart

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59. I ripped the transmitter out of the fart machine and

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60. Then a microsecond later, a prolonged high-pitch whistle-like fart flatulently escaped from the bottom of his chair

61. “You know, we should have told that pompous old fart Monsieur Gilbert, in Switzerland, that he was about to get a few more millions deposited in his precious bank!” she joked

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62. quiet in here, you can hear a church mouse fart ” Damon said

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63. I felt a nervous fart coming on as I started to back up

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64. free to enjoy the rest of her life without being burdened by this doddering old fart

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65. If you couldn't understand that you weren't worth a coot's fart … that's what Guy said

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66. I wouldn't give an ant's fart for the whole sodding lot of them …'

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67. The tinker said it didn’t matter a toad’s fart whether she was noble or not because when the Lollards took over there wouldn’t be any nobles left

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68. He couldn’t fart without the camera swinging around to look at him

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69. she could have sworn she heard him fart

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70. He let out a fart, a belch, and then another fart, settling himself deeper into his seat

71. I’ve seen the old fart write in it

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72. Spock let rip a thunderous fart

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73. been up at a sparrow’s fart and out the door without a word to either

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74. I looked at the little old lady opposite who was laughing at EVERY fart noise

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75. “I thought it was a fart, but it came out

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76. No one gave a fart about understanding anything this formula said because if they did they would know

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77. Where they don't sit all day listening to some boring old fart telling them boring stuff without ever using their hands to learn with

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78. wife Olive in our humble fart on the island of Uiargh

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79. this two miles from our fart

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80. grown on the fart that my father had his beard shaved off

81. Josef Stalin could fart and burp at the same

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82. be loud but they don't have the stamina for a record breaking fart, though their women are strong

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83. Go back to being an old fart, I mean wolf

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84. And then that old fart to walks in here one day

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85. „And I didn't know what my fear was, until that old fart poked me in the eye with it

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86. After the putrid message of his fart had assailed our nostrils, the Prof shifted his quid in

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87. Having had quite enough of her jingo related jokes, Mac decided to retaliate by placing an almost undetectable-blending evilly into Julie’s desk seat-camouflaged fart bag

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88. Hearing a gargantuan fart all eyes turned immediately to Julie whose beat red face, belonging to such a dainty young women of utmost respect and demeanor, screamed, with no words necessary, “Yes I am responsible for that hideous monstrosity of a fart

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89. ” Having discovered Mac’s diabolical fart bag too late, the entire class, Mrs

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90. Jeanette, if that old man called me a piece of meat, I would not have hesitated spraying that old fart with my pepper spray!”

91. “By the saints, that was a good stew, but it’ s making me fart like the devil,” said the

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92. Victor volunteered that it would have been hard to avoid my essence but I’m pretty sure he was making a cheap fart joke

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93. Where’d you go? That’s from another boring old fart, by the way

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94. “Why do we fart?” He stood there, elegantly backlit by the blazing sun

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95. The Captain let loose with a wagon driver’s fart, and with a wave of his hand he ordered the pilot to turn around and go back to the marshes

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96. And it wouldn’t be no little mouse fart party neither

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