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farting
1. He insisted that she eat only foods that don’t cause farting
2. I was mortified as I trotted along and the cheeks of my arse were flapping from the farting I was doing because I was shitting myself
3. Hearing a soft noise, like a flatulent, under-inflated bladder farting out the last of its air, Piers strained his eyes to their limit
4. Farting is your own problem
5. Squishing, farting and digesting sounds are all around him
6. He strained his ears to catch the sounds of armed, awake men waiting for him: iron clinking, boots scraping on the dirt floor, whispering, burping, farting, sighs of boredom
7. farting Seneca Boykin and our unruly children
8. I couldn"t help it but that question induced a farting spree
9. The women took it in turns to perform an erotic dance, ending it by farting in Charles’s face
10. kids avoid subjects (R-rated movies, drugs, farting, whatever) that are
11. “Nah, I’ll leave the intellectual types to you tonight,” he said as he positioned himself into his farting stance, only to release an hour’s worth of methane
12. Even with the air full of brimstone and the foul odours of a farting friar, I couldn't miss your evil stench
13. You've got a farting friar and a bunch of eunuchs pretending to be archers
14. thus simplifying their lives and knowing there is a chronic farting heathen in their
15. with the sounds of its inhabitants, snoring and farting in their sleep
16. Ben’s friends were slobs – always farting and picking their noses when they were over
17. requirements of the new sport at the hermetically sealed British Farting Centre in
18. nations may pose a challenge if they can improve their training facilities, but the western nations generally, where farting is frowned upon, will have to wait a long time before they produce a farter of consequence
19. (The hall did get a bit stuffy when all the doors were closed, with all the farting children, perfumed Blond Bobs and their lavishly cologned husbands
20. Couldn't loosen her farting strings but old cod's eye was waltzing around her showing her how to do it
21. think I saw him after trying to get near two stylishdressed ladies outside Switzers window at the same little game I recognised him on the moment the face and everything but he didnt remember me yes and she didnt even want me to kiss her at the Broadstone going away well I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her the way I did when she was down with the mumps and her glands swollen wheres this and wheres that of course she cant feel anything deep yet I never came properly till I was what 22 or so it went into the wrong place always only the usual girls nonsense and giggling that Conny Connolly writing to her in white ink on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she clapped when the curtain came down because he looked so handsome then we had Martin Harvey for breakfast dinner and supper I thought to myself afterwards it must be real love if a man gives up his life for her that way for nothing I suppose there are a few men like that left its hard to believe in it though unless it really happened to me the majority of them with not a particle of love in their natures to find two people like that nowadays full up of each other that would feel the same way as you do theyre usually a bit foolish in the head his father must have been a bit queer to go and poison himself after her still poor old man I suppose he felt lost shes always making love to my things too the few old rags I have wanting to put her hair up at I S my powder too only ruin her skin on her shes time enough for that all her life after of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her lips so red a pity they wont stay that way I was too but theres no use going to the fair with the thing answering me like a fishwoman when I asked to go for a half a stone of potatoes the day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the trottingmatches and she pretended not to see us in her trap with Friery the solicitor we werent grand enough till I gave her 2 damn fine cracks across the ear for herself take that now for answering me like that and that for your impudence she had me that exasperated of course contradicting I was badtempered too because how was it there was a weed in the tea or I didnt sleep the night before cheese I ate was it and I told her over and over again not to leave knives crossed like that because she has nobody to command her as she said herself well if he doesnt correct her faith I will that was the last time she turned on the teartap I was just like that myself they darent order me about the place its his fault of course having the two of us slaving here instead of getting in a woman long ago am I ever going to have a proper servant again of course then shed see him coming Id have to let her know or shed revenge it arent they a nuisance that old Mrs Fleming you have to be walking round after her putting the things into her hands sneezing and farting into the pots well of course shes old she cant help it a good job I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got lost behind the dresser I knew there was something and opened the area window to let out the smell bringing in his friends to entertain them like the night he walked home with a dog if you please that might have been mad especially Simon Dedalus son his father such a criticiser with his glasses up with his tall hat on him at the cricket match and a great big hole in his sock one thing laughing at the other and his son that got all those prizes for whatever he won them in the intermediate imagine climbing over the railings if anybody saw him that knew us I wonder he didnt tear a big hole in his grand funeral trousers as if the one nature gave wasnt enough for anybody hawking him down into the dirty old kitchen now is he right in his head I ask pity it wasnt washing day my old pair of drawers
22. I don’t think I’d want anyone to witness me forcibly farting out of my own belly button, because if people are really your friends this is exactly the sort of shit you should want to protect them from
23. Like it says in the Bible, being a friend means never having to witness farting belly buttons
24. And that was me: farting and screaming and flailing upside down and grabbing on to the back of Victor’s pants to prop myself up so I could frantically scan the swamp for diseased skunks
25. He’d look for the corporal through morning tenko, roll call, farting at the emperor, and forcing down rations
26. DANIEL SLEPT LIKE A Pig, or still worse, like an old Country Squire, wheezing, sputt’ring, and farting